Alyssa Joy: Archive

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Feb 29th

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late night convos with @alyssuhjoyy

alyssa: everyone at my school says "YOLO"
me: no one at my school uses that term...
alyssa: that's cuz you don't have people like the ones at my school 
me: yea i know....we don't have ABGs and all those stuff LOL
 everyone at my school is so UGLY. 
Alyssa : i know everyone at my school is so ugly too[ me: lies..]...actually just kidding. my school actually has some cuteish guys
me: pshh...i know. i mean like seriously what am i even doing at this school?!
alyssa: no. YOU BELONG THERE.
me: -_________- rude. LOL
alyssa: i actually belong at MY SCHOOL.
 later into the conversation....
me: i mean i don't even have anyone to ask to dances at my school. i mean there is no cute guys
alyssa: maybe you just haven't met the guys yet
me: no i'm pretty sure i've met all the guys
alyssa: are you sure about that?
me: yes. well like guys i would ask. i mean i wouldn't ask/date the "stupid" people
alyssa: what do you mean by stupid?
me: like...the cholos? 
alyssa: oh yea i know what you mean then. obviously i wouldn't either!
me: yea we have ALOT of cholos at our school....
alyssa: us too! but we also have ABGs
me: i would rather have ABGs then Cholos
alyssa: HAHAHA YEA ME TOO! I MEAN at least they are decent to look at xD
 this made my night xDD
PS: sorry if this offends you in any way. we are just joking around

Feb 29th

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Feb 27th

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fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.

me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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me: I should go shower now
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someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Feb 26th

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